Lick It Up

Quite frankly, I don't GIVE a half-damn if Bear Grylls receives off camera assistance or occasionally sleeps in motels. He's beautiful, has Matthew McConaughey Syndrome ('I believe this would be a fine opportunity to take mah shirt off'), climbed Everest at the age of 23, and...well...who can resist a bloke who eats maggots out of a rotting carcase? Observe the adorableness.

I defy anyone to find a more unconsciously charismatic wild man. So there.
Erm...oh, here's a link to his blog.
And if that's not enough to satisfy your linkage needs, this is something big, something beautiful, something outlawed in the former U.S.S.R.
Buglakov's masterpiece.
The Master and Margarita.
Don't read it if you're allergic to satire.