Friday, 28 December 2007

Never Painted Daisies on a Big, Red, Rubber Ball

What are your resolutions?
Everyone makes them, even guiltily, in secret.
Mine is to eat less cheesy snacks, and otherwise to completely ignore the advice of the sagacious Dylan Moran. Now, is it only me, or is he bizarrely edible himself? Infinitely less so than the cheesy snacks, mind, but with a mic in one hand and a blazing cigarette in the other, with his happy little lilting drunken Irish accent and deepset, languishing, old worldly brown eyes...isn't he sort of cute?
And he makes me laugh.
Which, as any woman will tell you, is very important in a bloke.
Anyhow...I give you, the first in a seven-part standup bit.

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